Tuesday, April 21, 2009

FANTASY SAMICH

Tenderloin Snuff Cheek Buffalo Bung Burger

Munch Haven
Neighborhoods:tenderloin
1244 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 252-0247

Description-Nestled cozily between your finest tenderloin district prostitute buns, lies a war torn battlefield of flavor, delicately comprised of a variety of locally grown produce, with the occasional wiff of pure funk butt. If you notice the Top Bun is evenly sprinkled with supplest sesame seeds that food stamps can buy. I must say my experience with this fine treat was a memorable one...I did share it with my grandmother since she was in town from Poland and wanted to eat something shes never seen in her stupid Pollock life. The last few bites were the best...I had to dig my face deep in to a dingleberry rest haven of a black crevice for a scrumptious mouthful of buffalo bung patty. PURE deliciousness!!!!!!

8 out of 10 bubble cheeks

1 comment:

  1. This sandwich looks a little dirty....and I like it.

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